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February 12, 2014
The Government Took the Time to Prove that Americans Really Love Pizza
"Time for the federal government to start taxing or banning pizza! First, we need junk science studies showing how harmful even one pizza slice is. Step two, a study which shows how eating a pizza is harmful to children. Step three, form a bogus public interest group: Citizens United for Sane Pizza Consumption. Step Four, have said interest group push for a federal ban of pizzas and a national registry of pizza makers. Step Five, a special tax on all pizza dough, grated cheese and pizza slicers. Step Six, return to Step One with new item that someone likes." - - TIME.com
Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 12, 2014 8:15 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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For years I have been on what apparently is a life long effort to achieve New York style crust and as of yet have been only vaguely successful.
Posted by: ghostsniper at February 12, 2014 8:47 AM