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February 12, 2014

The Government Took the Time to Prove that Americans Really Love Pizza

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On any given day, 13 percent of Americans are eating it. Comment:
"Time for the federal government to start taxing or banning pizza! First, we need junk science studies showing how harmful even one pizza slice is. Step two, a study which shows how eating a pizza is harmful to children. Step three, form a bogus public interest group: Citizens United for Sane Pizza Consumption. Step Four, have said interest group push for a federal ban of pizzas and a national registry of pizza makers. Step Five, a special tax on all pizza dough, grated cheese and pizza slicers. Step Six, return to Step One with new item that someone likes." - - TIME.com

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 12, 2014 8:15 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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For years I have been on what apparently is a life long effort to achieve New York style crust and as of yet have been only vaguely successful.

Posted by: ghostsniper at February 12, 2014 8:47 AM

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