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January 9, 2014

Now Your Snowballs Have a Chance


This tingly cold pair of underwear will make your sperm swim better. The Snowballs underwear
is made from organic cotton and cools with freezable gel packs in a wedge shape made of Carboxymethyl Cellulose Sodium. Here's how Snowball describes it: They are designed with a central hinge that cleverly molds the SnowWedge™ around your body to reach maximum surface area and maximum cooling. Unlike normal icepacks, they won't get you wet, and you won't have to sit there holding ice for hours.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 9, 2014 10:20 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Ah...my testicles haven't been seen for days (see below post for explanation) and are just begging for some globular (pun intended) warming.

Posted by: tim at January 9, 2014 10:50 AM

Yeah, I'm just trying to keep mine from "freezing off".

Posted by: tripletap at January 9, 2014 10:52 AM

Wow, organic cotton! I'll bet that cost plenty.

Posted by: chuck at January 9, 2014 10:58 AM

Has new-age progressive Man evolved a new sort of hypersensitive testicle? I'm 61. I've been cold, hot, wet, dry, and all sorts of uncomfortable. Never. Not one time. Not even for a minute has it ever occurred to me to put an ice cube in my shorts.


Posted by: jwm at January 10, 2014 8:07 AM

Well, this may be an improvement over a varicocelectomy, if the underwear is effective in increasing the sperm count.

Posted by: Fausta at January 10, 2014 8:10 AM

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