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January 18, 2014

Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager Sagging bust shape reformer by Takiko Shindo

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At the Japan Trend Shop, of course,

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 18, 2014 11:17 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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There is not one Japanese girl in a thousand who might need that.

Posted by: Fat Man at January 18, 2014 9:57 AM

"Need help with that?"
~Burgess Meredith, Grumpier Old Men

Posted by: Jersey Jehu at January 18, 2014 10:26 AM

Am I tracking this right? For the woman with nice looking boobs who wants them grabbed, someone has invented a plastic toy so that nobody has to use their actual hands...?

Not nuked enough. Not NEARLY enough.

Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at January 18, 2014 10:58 AM

Not NEARLY enough.

Posted by: tripletap at January 18, 2014 1:24 PM

Another minimum wage job down the tubes.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at January 18, 2014 2:17 PM

...someone has invented a plastic toy...

And, if I'm not mistaken, Takiko is a woman's name. Just sayin'...

Posted by: waltj at January 18, 2014 3:00 PM

Great device but stupid when there are so many men out there who would pay to do this. I'm gonna event a device that every Japanese woman wants: "Jack's Nipple Kiss Face" My mug with flexible lips, a soft tongue and moving, sucking lips. One size fits all.

Posted by: Jack at January 18, 2014 3:52 PM

Great device but stupid when there are so many men out there who would pay to do this. I'm gonna event a device that every Japanese woman wants: "Jack's Nipple Kiss Face" My mug with flexible lips, a soft tongue and moving, sucking lips. One size fits all.

Posted by: Jack at January 18, 2014 3:52 PM

I'd be happy to lend both my hands!

Posted by: Sam L. at January 18, 2014 5:24 PM

WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST USE HER OWN F#@%ING HAND, FOR PETE'S SAKE?

This device torments us on so many different levels.

Go to hell, Gerard ... you are a wicked man!

Posted by: edaddy at January 18, 2014 6:26 PM

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