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January 2, 2014

"Another new look for Hillary? Former Secretary of State debuts bangs for 2014"

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Bangs,schmangs. The real question is "How many acorns she can store in her cheeks at once?"

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 2, 2014 9:35 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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That picture would engender sympathy if I didn't know what a black soul it disguises.

Posted by: B Moe at January 2, 2014 10:13 AM

Cousin IT.

Posted by: LaZrtx at January 2, 2014 10:47 AM

Well, at least they cover the Mark of the Beast

Posted by: Lazlo at January 2, 2014 11:21 AM

She used the bangs gimmick in the 90's during a press conference about her Whitewater monkeyshines. She wore pink that day as well. A mendacious cow if ever there wss one.

Posted by: Don Roderigo at January 2, 2014 11:58 AM

The years and the booze have not been kind to Ms. Rodham.

Posted by: waltj at January 2, 2014 1:07 PM

Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if chucking wood would distance said woodchuck from its horrific political record of failure and betrayal?

Answer: What difference at this point does it make?

Posted by: Milo Galt at January 2, 2014 1:14 PM

I thought it was John McCain in a Miss Piggy wig.

Posted by: mushroom at January 2, 2014 2:12 PM

OMG, she can't run for Prezzy looking like that! She needs a stylist, like stat!

Posted by: MOTUS at January 2, 2014 3:57 PM

OMG, she can't run for Prezzy looking like that! She needs a stylist, like stat!

Posted by: MOTUS at January 2, 2014 3:57 PM

Woops...butterfingers!

Posted by: MOTUS at January 2, 2014 3:59 PM

Horrifying wretch.

Posted by: ghostsniper at January 2, 2014 5:21 PM

Ah, a screen test for the new ending to Ghost Busters.

Posted by: chuck at January 2, 2014 7:05 PM

They say defects of the character, like defects of the face, grow worse with age. What a poisonous little pear she is.

Posted by: james wilson at January 2, 2014 10:33 PM

I heard Pixar is doing a remake of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Maybe Hil is just hedging her bets if the POTUS thing doesn't work out.

Posted by: SteveS at January 3, 2014 5:29 PM

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