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November 17, 2013

Jordan the Butcher

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It’s Halloween and you allow your son—cleverly named Jordan Butcher—to carve up the pumpkin all by himself.
You just hand him the trusty family machete and let him go at it. However limited your skills at pumpkin carving, but I bet you know that the machete in question is far too large for the job at hand. No surprise that the tyke ends up butchering himself. It’s no problem: what really matters is that you do not have to pay for the ER visit.

From Had Enough Therapy? which is also deconstructing a festschriff of other dubious ads this morning.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 17, 2013 8:17 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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In a way, this country handed a machete to an irresponsible child six years ago, although he hasn't hurt himself yet. The rest of us, however ...

Posted by: Mike James at November 17, 2013 8:30 AM

The next ad campaign needs to be: "Got Brains".

Posted by: Fat Man at November 17, 2013 10:43 AM

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