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November 12, 2013
First Bro
Nicholson is this cool slacker, a 6'-8" white guy from Vancouver Island, who drifted around in low-level sports jobs, mixed with a little bartending. He was discovered by John Kerry working at a wind surfing shop. Kerry thought he was so brotastic that he wanted to hire him as an aide, but Nicholson instead chose to go caddy at Augusta National Golf Club for a year. Finally, Senator Kerry won him over. Obama inherited Nicholson from Kerry. - - Steve Sailer: iSteve: I told you so
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Your Say
Yeah, and I betcha Marvin always hands the little nance the right er, club. Y'know, and helps him with his backswing: "keep yer head down, swallow through ..."
Posted by: chasmatic at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM
So he's taken all the duties of Reggie Love, then?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 12, 2013 2:33 PM
So disgusting I can hardly bear it.
Posted by: tripletap at November 12, 2013 2:48 PM
Relax people, he was a hand off from Kerry, Kerry had him taking care of Tear-e-sah, Berry has him taking care of Me-shell.
Posted by: Potsie at November 12, 2013 3:15 PM
Naw, uh uh. Michelle's just the beard.
Posted by: chasmatic at November 13, 2013 8:07 AM