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October 1, 2013
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 1, 2013 10:02 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Posted by: Fausta at October 1, 2013 10:50 AM
It may seem silly, but I like to mark the seasons.
I copy my mother and grandmother even though I do not grow the gourds, pumpkins, tulips, daffodils ,summer roses or evergreens.
It is like an altar or remembrance.
Posted by: Grace at October 1, 2013 3:40 PM
It may seem silly, but I like to mark the seasons.
I copy my mother and grandmother even though I do not grow the gourds, pumpkins, tulips, daffodils ,summer roses or evergreens as they did.
It is like an altar or remembrance. It also reminds me not to take time for granted.
Posted by: Grace at October 1, 2013 3:42 PM
My mother and now my wife love to seasonal decorate. As kids we razed mom about it and now me and my kids razz my wife about it. Just good clean fun.....
Posted by: .45 GAP at October 1, 2013 7:34 PM
Edit out the profanity and it reads like a Hallmark Card. Twenty-five words or less.
Posted by: chasmatic at October 2, 2013 7:29 AM
There's a lady in my neighborhood who decorates the outside of her house and yard for every season and holiday. It looks like Hobby Lobby exploded. It's scary to think about what the inside of her house must look like. She's spent a fortune on stuff. I feel sorry for her husband, to tell you the truth; I think he goes hunting a lot.
Posted by: DHH at October 2, 2013 8:11 AM
I thought after the war was over, that we wouldn't call them Nips any more, even the pilots.
Posted by: John at October 2, 2013 1:22 PM
There must be something wrong with me because I could not stop laughing while reading this. What a relief just to get my mind off the Obamaniacs and their approaching success in the complete imprisonment of the American people.
Posted by: Denny at October 3, 2013 4:12 PM
Merci pour le partage ce qui était dans votre tête. J'ai lu chaque mot. Maintenant, je dois sortir de ma tête. Sérieusement, un centre de lecture amusante, ainsi que la plupart des commentaires ci-dessus.
Posted by: Josefa Brasier at December 31, 2013 7:12 PM
Maintenant, je suis le seul a seul dans mon cercle d'amis qui fonctionne en utilisant facebook.com, nous sommes bizarre? LoL
Posted by: Ruthann Ronan at February 27, 2014 5:49 PM