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August 29, 2013
In Syria, Urkel and Lurch Plan to Wage a ‘Cojones Campaign’
in order to get America to view him as something other than what he is: President Urkel. And to assist in the effort, Urkel is asking Secretary of State John ‘Lurch’ Kerry to assist him. In fact, the Syrian situation has become so dire that to address the crisis, Secretary of State John Kerry has actually been forced to put down his Heinz ketchup and cancel his windsurfing plans. - - Clash
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This is ALL about Obama trying to look tough before he meets with Putin in Russia next week. Jay Carney almost said exactly that earlier this week.
Hence not even a syllable of consideration that maybe Congress might have a say in this. Why? Because of the fierce urgency of bombing now!
Posted by: Donald Sensing at August 29, 2013 8:21 AM
Maybe Michell can sew some of those steel bull balls you see on the back of pickup trucks to the inseam of Obamas sweat pants, then at least he will have the appearance of being a man. He then can strut around the world in confidence.
Posted by: Kelvin at August 29, 2013 12:15 PM
Bravo!
Posted by: Scott M at August 29, 2013 1:13 PM