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August 18, 2013

"I don't claim to be a detective or anything, but if you find a body floating offshore with a mermaid tattoo and one that says "I am what I am", you might want to question Bluto"

Monroe County Sheriff's officials said the man was between 35 and 45-years-old with short brown hair and no facial hair.
He was approximately 5-feet, 9-inches tall and about 170 pounds. He had a number of tattoos, including a mermaid on his stomach, a sun and moon tattoo on his right side and on the underside of his upper arm a tattoo that said "I am what I am". Man's body found floating in Fla. Keys - Sarasota News

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I heard Olive put a contract out on him.

Posted by: BillH at August 19, 2013 7:27 AM

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more....

Posted by: Rob De Witt at August 19, 2013 7:54 AM

Didn't say anything about hyper-trophied forearms, tho. Or is that something known only to the killer? (Ooops...)

Posted by: leelu at August 19, 2013 8:45 AM

No doubt the autopsy revealed spinach in his stomach.

Posted by: Skorpion at August 19, 2013 8:50 AM

Well, Bloooowwww ME DOWN!

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at August 19, 2013 10:23 AM

Yam. That's YAM.

the mook couldn't even get that right.

Posted by: chasmatic at August 21, 2013 6:44 AM

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