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August 23, 2013
Fort Hood gunman unanimously guilty on all charges
Nailgun him to asphalt at the site of his killings. Drench him with gasoline. Ignite. Stream video. "Allahu Akbar!" Details @ Dallas News | myFOXdfw.comPosted by gerardvanderleun at August 23, 2013 10:53 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Nah, public hanging will do fine. Make sure it isn't that new-fangled long-drop nonsense, though.
Posted by: Fletcher Christian at August 23, 2013 11:32 AM
1. Tie him up good, but comfortably. 2. Place an IED under the chair with a timer set somewhere between two and twenty-four hours. 3. Tell him what is going to happen. 4. Go fishing.
Posted by: BillH at August 23, 2013 11:37 AM
Pork. Don't forget the pork.
Posted by: newton at August 23, 2013 11:42 AM
Not gasoline.
Pork fat.
Lots and lots of pork fat.
Posted by: AGoyAndHisBLog at August 23, 2013 11:48 AM
Sounds like a waste of perfectly good lard to me. Maybe they could use him for bayonet practice then feed what's left to the coyotes.
Posted by: Browncoat at August 23, 2013 2:03 PM
I hear they have a lot of wild pigs in Texas. Find a herd of the devils. Hit him over the head and drop him on the pigs. Watch 'em eat him.
Rinse. Repeat.
Posted by: Fat Man at August 23, 2013 2:29 PM
Gosh, you guys are being really being harsh considering that this was just a simple case of workplace violence.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at August 23, 2013 3:47 PM
strip his fat self, dip him in crisco, coat him in bacon bits, tie him up in a rat infested tenement in Detroit, give him an LSD drip i.v., play Kate Smith singing "God Bless America" interspersed with non stop Village People videos and gay porn. That's just on Monday. I haven't thought about Tuesday yet.
Posted by: bill at August 23, 2013 5:36 PM
Obama nominates his as SecDef.
Posted by: Scott M at August 23, 2013 6:56 PM
HALO in his chair without the chute. Plenty of time to contemplate his 97 virgins. Let him know fear before he dies!
Posted by: Tom at August 23, 2013 7:34 PM
The "Black Jack" Sheridan treatment of this problem has been proven effective. Somebody just needs to grow a set of balls. With all the money our country spends, how tough could it be to start training suicide pigs?
Posted by: Roger Drew Williams at August 24, 2013 5:51 AM
Ah, a trial quick and largely under the radar, exactly how the powers that be wanted it. Now he can go away and be forgotten.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2013 7:23 AM
A bit of good news to share: The State of Texas provides some nice benefits to their veterans (if you were a citizen of Texas when you went into the armed forces, and return to Texas when you get out). The Texas veterans board has decided to offer those same benefits to the all the spouses of those killed at Fort Hood. It doesn't replace federal benefits, but it's still good.
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Fort-Hood-victims-spouses-to-receive-veterans-4756237.php
Posted by: DHH at August 24, 2013 9:02 AM
A bit of good news to share: The State of Texas provides some nice benefits to their veterans (if you were a citizen of Texas when you went into the armed forces, and return to Texas when you get out). The Texas veterans board has decided to offer those same benefits to the all the spouses of those killed at Fort Hood. It doesn't replace federal benefits, but it's still good.
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Fort-Hood-victims-spouses-to-receive-veterans-4756237.php
Posted by: DHH at August 24, 2013 10:22 AM
I understand the sentiment, and I started out sharing it, but he so obviously wants to die for Islam that this is one of those rare occasions when life in prison might actually better than the needle. Screw him.
Posted by: Rich Fader at August 25, 2013 3:32 PM