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August 7, 2013

There's Only One Right Answer: Al Sharpton Asks George Zimmerman: 'Do You Want to Shoot Me?'

AL SHARPTON [Host of the MSNBC Show "Yes, Virginia, There Really Is a Bell Curve"]: George Zimmerman, you are my exclusive interview that I will conduct tonight. Under normal circumcisions I would expose a gracious welcome on my show to your presence, but I cannot do that because I’m an African American.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN: OK

AL SHARPTON: Since you coldly murdered one of my own in blood, I must resist to adhere to social edifice. In sincerity I will not apologize.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN: OK

AL SHARPTON: Millions of people expect me to ask the tough questions. To get to the heart in the batter so the almighty truth can be set free.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN: OK

AL SHARPTON: Since I am an African American with my own news show I’m under more scoopiny than a white news man, but that’s the way it is in America for people of color. -- Daily Rash

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 7, 2013 8:08 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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GZ's next line: STFU. (White-Peruvian-Hispanic-Floridian-American slang for, "Please stop embarassing yourself and your audience.)

Posted by: BillH at August 7, 2013 9:08 AM

I believe Al would "ax" him all these questions.

Posted by: Leslie at August 7, 2013 6:39 PM

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