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July 26, 2013

You've been thinking, "Maybe I should try the new Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's." Think again.

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The second bite is somehow wetter. Why wetter? It kind of makes a sound with my mouth like when you squeeze something Jell-O-y out of a mold.
It tastes a little different than the first time. There’s a little less cheese in this bite and I can taste more of the grease kind of working against the bread’s body while I turn it into mush in my mouth. I Hate Myself and Want to Die: A Review of the New Wendy's Pretzel Burger

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 26, 2013 7:22 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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640 calories, I thought it would be worse. I went to the Wendy's website and played around with the make your own sandwich calorie counter, I removed the pretzel roll and added it back on. Something must be messed up because it went up to 800 calories at that point. I blame the BJL. (Bilderburg Jewish Lizards)

I know I know, if you are concerned about calories and or fat don't eat fast food.

Posted by: Potsie at July 26, 2013 7:48 AM

Went to Ruby Tuesdays with the husman and the child. I had a most delicious plate of spaghetti squash and red pepper marinara with grilled zucchini. a Whopping 260 calories, and I couldn't even eat it all.
I have not even been tempted by that pretzel monstrosity.

Posted by: Jewel at July 26, 2013 8:21 AM

As soon as I saw the photo I had to have one. Tonight, yes, tonight........

Posted by: Lorne at July 26, 2013 3:15 PM

Are supposed to mock the burger or the writing?

I like Wendy's burger as a fast food burger. I eat one once or twice a month. I haven't had the one pictured above but I am sure that it is pretty good for what it is.

The review was pretentious hipster garbage.

Posted by: Fat Man at July 26, 2013 4:40 PM

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