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July 30, 2013
Queenie
Adorned in a floor length cape made from the dead cats of Bill's mistresses, she will bless us all from her 20-foot- platinum throne, gifted by our dear friends in Saudi Arabia. True, she'll be a bit long in the tooth, but a federal edict, upheld by the Supreme Court, will force us all to wear Google Glass. Hillary's face, devised by Hollywood courtiers, will appear as a clever blend of her own features, circa 1983, and Scarlett Johansson's. A subtle halo will hover at all times.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 30, 2013 11:43 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Just brace yourselves for it. No way should she win, but she will. Brace yourself for the photoshop, the careful lighting, the vaseline on the lens, and the ridiculously weening praise by the usual suspects.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 30, 2013 1:21 PM
I don't think Obama's going anywhere.
Watch.
Posted by: ahem at July 30, 2013 1:49 PM
ahem, the libs said the same thing about Bush. Bush was going to impose martial law, Bush was going to eliminate the 22nd amendment, etc etc.
Posted by: Potsie at July 30, 2013 4:35 PM
Ah, c'mon. With Michelle as her running mate she's a shoo-in.
Posted by: chasmatic at July 30, 2013 8:14 PM
President Obama will be about the same out of office as he is in it, but without any of the restrictions of having to pretend to do any work. He'll be the go-to guy for every event, he'll fly around the world out-Cartering Carter brokering deals with or without the blessing of the White House.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 30, 2013 9:32 PM
I hear he will become a lobbyist for the Smuckers Company, makers of Crisco.
Posted by: chasmatic at July 31, 2013 8:31 AM