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July 15, 2013

President Obama'€™s New American Vocabulary

Food Stamps: Never stamps and not always for food.

Fracking: Produces way too much unnecessary energy and money.

George Zimmerman: Does not look like the son Obama might have had.

George Zimmerman Trial: An indictment of white male America, when a female judge instructs an all-female jury in a case involving a Latino shooting an African-American — with pretrial input from an African-American president and attorney general.

Golf: A populist sport necessary to relieve the weekly tensions of average-guy presidents.

Global Warming: Along with rising seas, mostly ended by the president in 2009.

-- Works and Days

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 15, 2013 9:51 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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