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July 1, 2013

Justin Bieber’s Ex-monkey Moves to Private Island with Moat and Three Potential Girlfriends, Tries to Forget Justin Bieber

Despite the weeks Mally spent “cl[i]ng[ing] to a stuffed toy thought to have been given to him by Bieber” and tragically holding a paw on an iPad displaying Justin Bieber’s Believe album cover, Bieber never came for him... | -- Vanity Fair

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 1, 2013 8:28 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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