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July 17, 2013

File Under: Nothing Says "Prick" Like a Prius -- "The volcanic eruption in Iceland,"

… Since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet – all of you.
I know….it’s very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kids’ “The Green Revolution” science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, vacationing at home instead of abroad, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your 50 cent light bulbs with $10.00 light bulbs…..well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just four days. | IAN RUTHERFORD PLIMER | RUTHFULLY YOURS

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 17, 2013 9:55 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Obviously we need to outlaw volcanoes.

As Dennis Prager says environmentalism is just a secular religion that practices human sacrifice.

Posted by: Scott M at July 17, 2013 11:56 AM

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