The Top 40: When it comes to climate change, we have to trust our scientists, because they know lots of big scary words

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June 20, 2013

When it comes to climate change, we have to trust our scientists, because they know lots of big scary words

I asked Stephen Belcher, the head of the Met Office Hadley Centre, whether the recent extended winter was related to global warming. Shaking his famous “ghost stick”, and fingering his trademark necklace of sharks’ teeth and mammoth bones, the loin-clothed Belcher blew smoke into a conch, and replied,

“Here come de heap big warmy. Bigtime warmy warmy. Is big big hot. Plenty big warm burny hot. Hot! Hot hot! But now not hot. Not hot now. De hot come go, come go. Now Is Coldy Coldy. Is ice. Hot den cold. Frreeeezy ice til hot again. Den de rain. It faaaalllll. Make pasty.” –-Telegraph Blogs

Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 20, 2013 11:42 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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