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June 22, 2013
FUCK YOURSELF, NABISCO! JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 22, 2013 10:47 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 22, 2013 11:17 AM
Why get upset? No one will buy them and they will go away
Posted by: brewswane at June 22, 2013 11:36 AM
Chill, dude. This is the Special White-House-on-Vacation Edition Oreo, created when the NSA secretly recorded a conversation between FLOTUS and Beyonce in the Lincoln Bedroom about their dream foods. Go be distracted by something important like any one of the endless supply of media-created celebrities, but for shit-fire's sake, don't rage against The Government TYRANNY, the barbarian INVASION, the terror-basis of ISLAM, ad mortem.
Well, fuck, The Republic and The Constitution have been tossed in the shitter, so excuse me, I've lawn work to do now, and weapons to clean.
The condition of America reminds me of a song from the Clint Eastwood/Lee Marvin movie "Paint Your Wagon":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WuLtOQ0BCk
"The Gospel of No Name City":
preacher: "You wanna see sin of the wickedest kind?
Here it is!
You wanna see virtue left behind?
Here it is!
Sodom was vice
And visa-versa
You wanna say where the vice is worser?
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!
You wanna live life in the rottenest way?
Here it is!
Women and whiskey, night and day?
Here it is!
You wanna embrace the golden calf?
Ankle, and thigh, and upper half?
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!
No Name City
No Name City
The Lord don't like it here
No Name City
No Name City
Your Reckoning Day is near
No Name City
No Name City
Here's what He's gonna do
God love this town
And swallow it down
And goodbye to you!
Will you go to heaven?
Will you go to hell?
chorus: GO TO HELL!
Either repent, or fare thee well
chorus: FARE THEE WELL!
God will take care of No Name City
Comes the end, and it won't be pretty
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!
Amen!
Posted by: twolaneflash at June 22, 2013 11:55 AM
#1: it's a publicity stunt. If you're talking about how awesome Oreos used to be, they still make those. Go buy em.
#2: as The Last Psychologist would say, if you're watching it, it's for you.
Posted by: RPF at June 22, 2013 12:31 PM
A little angry today, eh, Gerard?
Now BACON Oreos, that would be something!
Posted by: Donald Sensing at June 22, 2013 2:36 PM
I'm waiting for the inevitable libtard backlash. I'm expecting there to be protest marches accusing Nabisco of being Rrraaaaaacccciiiiiisssssttt!!!! Because everyone know that "oreo" is an epithet for african americans, and associating them with watermelons explicitly is a definite no-no since it brings up racist stereotypes.
I can't wait for the show to start.
Posted by: Grizzly at June 22, 2013 7:37 PM
Where's Jimmy Walker when you need him to do a commercial?
"Summer's here."
Posted by: Rich Fader at June 22, 2013 8:44 PM
This is the Special White-House-on-Vacation Edition Oreo, created when the NSA secretly recorded a conversation between FLOTUS and Beyonce in the Lincoln Bedroom about their dream foods.
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I like this take.
Posted by: sTevo at June 23, 2013 4:22 AM
They had Candy Corn Oreos for Halloween but I never found any.
Donald:
We have long since jumped the shark on bacon flavored and bacon wrapped foods.
Posted by: Romulus at June 23, 2013 8:01 AM
Bacon-wrapped shark? Awesome!
Posted by: Grizzly at June 23, 2013 5:46 PM