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April 5, 2013

John Kerry Lost Somewhere In Gobi Desert

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“Hello! Hello, is there anybody out there who can hear me?” the exhausted five-term senator reportedly said while stumbling across the vast desert expanse.
“My name is John Forbes Kerry! I am the United States Secretary of State, and I am lost! Oh, God, almost out of water. Gotta make it back somehow...gotta make it back.” ONN NEWS NETWORK

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 5, 2013 5:43 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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You forgot "I served in Vietnam!"

Posted by: Jason in SD at April 5, 2013 8:38 PM

Walking in the desert without a hat - real smart. Wait, I thought he took his lucky hat everywhere?

But seriously, Kerry's problem is that Hillary has continued to perform the most significant function of an Obama Secretary of State: attending Wymyns' Empowerment conferences. Maybe Kerry could attend as her eunuch?

Posted by: sherlock at April 6, 2013 8:12 AM

Is that any way to talk about our new secretary of DEE-fense?

Posted by: pfsm at April 6, 2013 2:43 PM

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