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April 13, 2013

Benjamin Franklin on Choosing A Mistress: "In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones."

Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part:
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. -- The Craziest Advice From Famous People – Flavorwire

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 13, 2013 11:04 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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There's hope for me!

Posted by: Jewel at April 13, 2013 4:55 PM

Some old white guy said what? For a good What? you get a woman to wear What over her ugly parts and What? This wore on women has got to stop!, This is un-patriotic. Who suggested this?

Posted by: Wore on Women at April 13, 2013 5:46 PM

Why do you think the burkah exists? One size fits all.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at April 14, 2013 4:48 AM

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