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January 18, 2013

No More DIY: Pre-Moistened Jeans

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Wrangler Launches Moisturising Jeans: Modelled by Lizzie Jagger, the pioneering skinny-fit style incorporates high-performance skincare ingredients to protect your legs
from the dehydrating effects of denim. The Denim Spa jeans come in three finishes - Aloe Vera, Olive Extract and Smooth Legs, which aims to prevent cellulite. Hydrating properties include of natural oils and butters, such as apricot kernel oil, passion fruit oil, rosehip oil, shea butter and monoi de Tahiti - a Polynesian ingredient made using Tiare flower buds soaked in refined coconut oil.
And the porn just writes itself!

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Your Say

The young; they are stupid.

Posted by: bjm2009 at January 18, 2013 2:11 PM

I laughed so hard when I saw this, I nearly post moistened my jeans.

Posted by: Jewel at January 18, 2013 4:20 PM

I laughed so hard when I saw this, I nearly post moistened my jeans.

Posted by: Jewel at January 18, 2013 4:20 PM

The question arises, are they slippery or sticky?

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at January 18, 2013 4:44 PM

Heck, I've been wearing diesel-soaked jeans for years.

Posted by: John Lien at January 18, 2013 6:00 PM

Are these designed to be worn more than one time?

Posted by: Anonymous at January 18, 2013 8:32 PM

Wow, she made me cream in my jeans.

Posted by: Todd E. Oh at January 19, 2013 6:18 AM

If you squeeze her do the jeans fly off like a bottle rocket?

Posted by: Peccable at January 19, 2013 10:38 AM