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January 31, 2013
SkyMall Product Reviews: Home Cellulite Smoother
"I have been waiting centuries for a sign while marooned on this godforsaken world, clinging to hope. My kind have a saying: Watch the skies, for the Empire has not forgotten you. That sign has now appeared to me in the Sky...Mall. This device is nearly identical to the one my progenitor used to convert protein cubes into a convenient vapor for storage in his viscera sacks. This cannot be a coincidence."
-- Somethng Awful
Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 31, 2013 11:16 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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