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December 4, 2012
Hugh Hefner's Quest for Death on the Downstroke Continues
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are reportedly headed down the aisle once again
— though technically they'd be hitting it for the first time, after she pulled the runaway-bride thing on him five days before their planned wedding in June 2011. The 86-year-old and the 26-year-old are allegedly engaged again and aiming to say their vows on New Year's Eve. [Hefner's funeral laid on for January 3. His epitaph? "He came and he went."]
Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 4, 2012 10:45 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Joining an exclusive club with Nelson Rockefeller and Attila the Hun.
Posted by: Fat Man at December 4, 2012 12:22 PM
Does Heff even know he's getting married? Is he going to wear his Depends over or under the cummerbund?
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at December 4, 2012 12:34 PM
What body type do women find most attractive? Athletic? Muscular? Lean? Old and Rich.
Posted by: Brett_McS at December 4, 2012 12:35 PM
Actually, the June 2011 wedding was called off when Hefner unexpectedly died in the midst of... well, let's just not go there. He has since been re-animated in a Japanese black bio-lab and the wedding is back on. You heard it here first, folks!
Posted by: SteveS at December 4, 2012 1:27 PM
He gets older. They stay the same age.
Posted by: Rich Fader at December 4, 2012 1:51 PM
Ugh!
Posted by: Fausta at December 4, 2012 4:51 PM
As a young magazine man, Hugh Hefner knew what he liked and still does.
Posted by: Rocky at December 4, 2012 7:34 PM
Ok...Pretty much everyone agrees that this contains an "Ick!" factor, and that's just fine. If I say that seeing a couple of gay men kiss in the park has an "Ick!" factor, I'm demonized and run out of town on a rail.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at December 4, 2012 9:15 PM
This old bastard played a part in the downfall of our culture.
Posted by: mag at December 5, 2012 8:32 AM
mag: "This old bastard played a part in the downfall of our culture."
Yes, and like LBJ, Carter, Obama and many others, they pay no price for what they have wrought.
Posted by: Jimmy J. at December 5, 2012 10:47 AM
@Jimmy J.
Might I add Bill Clinton to the others list.
Posted by: Rocky at December 5, 2012 12:14 PM
He definitly got on the wrong side of the Dorian Gray glass while she managed to get on the right side. But, once her mind goes, well.....
Posted by: indyjonesouthere at December 5, 2012 1:08 PM