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October 8, 2012

White House Scientists Struggle to Contain Outbreak of Scrutonium

WASHINGTON DC - Engaged a relentless battle against time and fatigue, aselect group of message scientists assembled by the White House's Center for Narrative Control say they will take "all steps necessary" to contain a recent outbreak of scrutonium, a deadly poll-eating supervirus that attacks the immuno-hope system, leaving victims vulnerable to material facts. -- iowahawk:

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 8, 2012 7:16 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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And little leftists have lesser leftists—
Ron Paulians blaming Muzz aggression on "Western interventionism"—
and so on ad infinitum!

Posted by: Fearless Ferenc at October 9, 2012 2:19 PM

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