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October 4, 2012
Predicting Debate #2
Barack Obama will swaller three power-bars whole, chug a 64-ounce can of Rock Star, and smoke an entire pack of Marlboros simultaneously.He'll burst out of the starting gate with eyes as wide as millstones, face as red as a replacement referee, and his hair literally on fire. Half the audience will suspect he's been toking that crystal meth again. And he'll come across as a madman, a raving lunatic ranting about signs and portents and Cassandra-like warnings of Armageddon if he's not reelected. He'll swerve back and fro on a drunkard's walk; he'll overcorrect like a Don Knotts on his first solo flight. -- Big Lizards:Blog:Entry “Hope -- Change”
Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 4, 2012 9:37 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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One can only hope so. It will be even better if Chrissy Tingles immoderates.
Posted by: Jewel at October 4, 2012 5:45 PM