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October 23, 2012
Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied.
Far more times than I would care to mention, the name “Indiana Jones” (the adopted title Dr. Jones insists on being called) has appeared in governmental reportslinking him to the Nazi Party, black-market antiquities dealers, underground cults, human sacrifice, Indian child slave labor, and the Chinese mafia. There are a plethora of international criminal charges against Dr. Jones, which include but are not limited to: bringing unregistered weapons into and out of the country; property damage; desecration of national and historical landmarks; impersonating officials; arson; grand theft (automobiles, motorcycles, aircraft, and watercraft in just a one week span last year); excavating without a permit; countless antiquities violations; public endangerment; voluntary and involuntary manslaughter; and, allegedly, murder. Dr. Jones’s interpersonal skills and relationships are no better. -- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:
Posted by Vanderleun at October 23, 2012 10:09 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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You left out III percenter and tea party leanings. Fuck tenure.
Posted by: indyjonesouthere at October 24, 2012 11:20 AM