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October 15, 2012

Air Sickness Bag Alert: Brad Pitt Proves Actors Will Blather Any Crap Put in Their Mouths

Translation:
"It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No.5. Inevitable."

Michael K summed up the entire vibe perfectly: "I hope in honor of Brad being their new face, they come out with a bong version of the bottle." --Eau De Toilet | Dlisted

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 15, 2012 12:34 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

Probably every actor risks becoming a parody of himself. Some realize it. Some don't.

The jury is out on Pitt.

Posted by: mushroom at October 15, 2012 1:40 PM

Mushroom, William Shatner became a parody, of a parody of himself.

Posted by: Banned Name at October 15, 2012 4:24 PM

Bah. Now this is a Chanel No.5 commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3Na_7inPI
I've worn Chanel No.5 for more than thirty years, and I'm not going to let some actor ruin it for me.

Posted by: Deborah at October 15, 2012 5:53 PM

Shatner was exactly the guy I had in mind. I almost mentioned him by name.

Posted by: mushroom at October 15, 2012 5:55 PM

I think Shatner gets the joke, decided to go with it, and has done very well off it.

Posted by: Rich Fader at October 15, 2012 9:36 PM

Actors! Ron Burgundy's all.

Posted by: Peccable at October 16, 2012 3:22 AM

Note to Chanel No.5:

Brad Pitt should be a conveyance of your creative department. He can't be your creative department.

Time to find a new ad agency.

Posted by: vonvervengrten at October 16, 2012 8:35 AM

This ad is vacuous. They should stick their classic format: http://youtu.be/p-ngh-9eeMo

Posted by: Sushisistah at October 16, 2012 8:46 AM

I'm embarrassed for him.

Posted by: RedCarolina at October 16, 2012 1:22 PM

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