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September 13, 2012

"Suitable for the back, chest, arms, legs and underarms only."

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Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me,
I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 13, 2012 7:15 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Look in the dictionary under condign punishment.

Posted by: Fat Man at September 13, 2012 7:29 PM

*DO* go read the other reviews!

I laughed so hard my cat thought I'd lost my mind.

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at September 17, 2012 5:38 PM

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