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September 23, 2012

Adobe Acrobat Update Sparks Violent Protests In Muslim World

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In Pakistan, a Cabinet minister offered a $100,000 reward for the death of Adobe Acrobat, urging the Taliban and al-Qaida to perform the "sacred duty" of helping locate and kill the "blasphemous contortionist."
"Their insinuation that our system may be somehow 'riddled with bugs' is a blasphemy punishable by death," Minister Ghulam Ahmad Balor told the reporters. "How else, if not by killing people, can we demonstrate to the world that our system cannot be improved because it is already perfect? It was designed by Prophet Mohammed (PBUH), and no Adobe Updater can ever update that." -- People's Cube

Posted by Vanderleun at September 23, 2012 7:11 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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http://christwire.org/ is a lot more informative.

Posted by: mjazzguitar at September 24, 2012 3:54 AM

People's Cube used to be parody. Now the parodied are reality which can't be parodied, only reported and mocked

Posted by: Jewel at September 24, 2012 5:24 AM

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