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August 15, 2012
Satan's Massage Tool
"Pounding on tough cuts of steak with a regular meat tenderizer may help to improve the taste and texture, but if you don't feel like making a deafening racket while looking like a crazed barbarian, then check out this cool new Microplane Rocking Meat Tenderizer. Just rock this more civilized and ergonomic meat tenderizer back and forth over a steak and its sharp, etched 18/8 stainless steel blades quickly break down and soften the fibers to make even the least expensive steaks more tender and flavorful. It's sinister looking too, because it it, so please watch your hands."
Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 15, 2012 8:10 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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"Und now, Herr Flanksteak, ve discuss ze new bombsight, ja?"
Posted by: Mike James at August 15, 2012 9:27 AM