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August 24, 2012
Monkey Business: "The monkey urinated on him and disappeared."
He claimed to have darted it at least a dozen times, steadily upping the tranquilizer dosage, to no avail. The animal is too wily — it retreats into the woods and sleeps off the drug. A few times, the monkey stared Yates right in the eye and pulled the dart out. -- American Monkey Freedom - Chris PiascikNicole Kidman could probably bring the monkey in.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 24, 2012 8:32 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Go monkey!
Posted by: monkeyfan at August 24, 2012 9:21 AM
That monkey is a model for the rest of us. How long before we have dart-shooting drones harassing us, especially if we're caught with a Big Gulp or a salt shaker, pocketbook edition of the Constitution, or, even worse, a Bible?
Where do we go hide to sleep it off?
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at August 24, 2012 11:02 AM
When that day comes, artists like ol' Chris will be the ones cheering on our hunters. Read his website for proof.
Posted by: B Lewis at August 24, 2012 11:18 AM
Heh. While checking out the website, I came across this from some gvanderleun guy:
"Rest assured I listened to Evil Empire while drawing this." We rest assured that both you and Morello are indeed full of rage, hate and shit.
Posted by: SteveS at August 24, 2012 6:50 PM
Yates wouldn't have this problem if he used a .44 magnum with hollow points instead of a tranquilizer dart. I hate monkeys.
Posted by: waltj at August 24, 2012 11:11 PM
They need to find a retired game warden. I'd focus on the ones that worked alone, played by their own rules. Bring him back "for one last mission." Throw in a few car chases, lots of explosions, and bitter tales of divorce and drinking, etc. They could call it One More Damn Hollywood Movie." They've made this movie about 300 times with every star except Betty White as the officer. They've only got to branch out into new species. And then, 3-D.
Posted by: Scott M at August 25, 2012 12:56 AM
I could have totally caught that monkey. Your rite. Thanks for being a fan.
Posted by: Nicole Kidman at August 27, 2012 8:53 AM