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July 19, 2012

President Obama Makes Surprise Appearance on The Jerry Springer Show

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The president walked onstage unannounced just as Springer was in the middle of breaking up a fist fight between two four-hundred pound albino lesbians.

When the host saw President Obama his jaw dropped and the audience became euphoric. The large lesbians embraced Obama along with the three other guests on stage – a 77 year-old woman and her 22 year-old lover/grandson and Lynn, a neo-Nazi hermaphrodite.... "Jerry, you’ve made a damn good living all these years exploiting the fringe of society. You’ve taken advantage of their stupidity and callously mocked their inability to live life with any semblance of class, respectability or dignity. I’m here today to tap into some of that." -- The Daily Rash

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 19, 2012 7:30 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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