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July 22, 2012
Obama isn't just a politician; he is a Walmart of useless crap.
You can read Obama at the beach, stick him on your toddler, your dog and your cat. You can cover your car, your house and your barn with his stickers. And, if you are truly lucky, you may even win a chance to spend 72 seconds in his presence before you are firmly ushered out to go back to your Obama 2012 car and drive back to your Obama 2012 yard sign where your dog is barking for food in his "Obama Best Friend" collar and then sit down to read through the Help Wanted ads in the paper while wearing an Obama Hope Lapel Pin. -- Daniel Greenfield
Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 22, 2012 7:51 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
My cats have much better taste than to wear anything associated with Obama. They don't seem to mind when I line their litter boxes with newspapers containing his picture, however.
Posted by: waltj at July 22, 2012 11:49 AM
"I Meow for Michelle"
My kitties would probably treat it like an electric collar and have a Gollum-like attack. "NOOOO! IT HURTS USSSS! IT HURTS USSSS!"
Posted by: newton at July 22, 2012 10:07 PM