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July 31, 2012
Mayor Bloomberg's Impassioned Crusade for Mandatory Breastfeeding
MAURY POVICH: Now you want to force women to breastfeed? What’s that all about?
BLOOMBERG: Surprisingly I’ve been able to restrict lots of personal freedoms without the slightest resistance. So the other day when I was really bored I decided it was a good time to force New York women to breastfeed their babies.
MAURY POVICH: It is surprising that New Yorkers are allowing you to exert so much power over them without protest. One of the attractive things about the city has always been it’s reputation for not having any rules. It used to be said that anything goes in New York.
BLOOMBERG: That’s before I took power, I mean, office. I’m much more intelligent than my citizens so I’ve implemented rules intended to save them from themselves. By doing what I tell them my people will live longer than if they were left to their own counsel. And isn’t living a long, healthy life what it’s all about?
MAURY POVICH: So why are you pursuing this?
BLOOMBERG: I’m a 70 year-old man worth 22 billion dollars and I’m bored out of my mind! Watching millions of people do what I tell them can be somewhat amusing. --
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 31, 2012 8:29 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Yeah, Obama everything encapsulated into the uber-Idiot running you as a turkey.
Posted by: Peccable at July 31, 2012 4:14 PM
The Daily Rash? Funneee! Another Iowahawk.
Posted by: Jimmy J. at July 31, 2012 5:06 PM
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