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July 1, 2012

Congressional Missed Connections

Getting our shoes shined together and I was coveting your tawny Fratellis. Wanted to talk about redistricting but you said that's for behind closed doors. Can't stop thinking about that.

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Me: Dashing salt-and-pepper Rep. yelling at an aide in the hallway. You: Ravishing housewife on a tour of the chamber last Tuesday. I'm not really that scary. Send a pic so I know it's you. -- Flavorwire

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 1, 2012 7:09 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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