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June 18, 2012
Where's Charles Bronson when you need him?
Once out of the airport, he couldn't get a taxi because he was carrying a bottle of alcohol and that offended a muslim taxi driver, so the driver called police and Mr. Bronson was arrested for a possible hate crime. After a couple hundred bones to the cabbie to make it go away, Mr. Bronson went looking for an apartment -- but he didn't qualify, based on his previous recorded income, to live in the area he wished to so he took a hotel downtown. He was having a cigarette outside the front door, when he was arrested for breaking the no smoking within 100' of the front door. In frustration he kicked over a garbage can and called the Pakistani gentleman from the by-law office who was enforcing the no smoking ban a name. Hewas jumped by 44 Chicago police officers for his second hate crime offense, plus littering on the sidewalk when he dropped his cigarette. After a quick trial the dead Mr. Bronson was deported to his native Poland. -- Comment at: 35 Hurt, 7 Killed in Chicago Shootings | NBC Chicago
Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 18, 2012 10:10 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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He's Polish?
Posted by: Anonymous at June 19, 2012 6:04 AM
"... born Charles Dennis Buchinsky was an American actor, of Polish and Lithuanian background" -- La Wik
Posted by: vanderleun at June 19, 2012 7:29 AM