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March 29, 2012

The Supreme Court Issues a 5-4 Decision on Where to Order Lunch

The majority opinion in the case of Domino’s v. That One Greek Place Over on N Street.
Several Justices have also noted that we ordered Pizza last Thursday. We reject this argument, however, since last Thusday was oral arguments for that dicey affirmative action case, and a bunch of us had to recuse ourselves and so couldn’t partake in the pizzas. Additionally, secondhand testimony that there are still a couple of leftover slices in the fridge is inadmissible as hearsay under the Federal Rules of Evidence. -- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 29, 2012 12:44 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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