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March 13, 2012
Me? I'm just sayin': If you have to have cardiac arrest, avoid the car.
Bob Caldwell, editor of The Oregonian's editorial pages, was in the Tigard apartment of a 23-year-old woman when he went into cardiac arrest Saturday afternoon.The Oregonian previously erroneously reported that Caldwell had been found in his parked car on Saturday, based on information from a family friend. --OregonLive.com
Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 13, 2012 11:04 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Using my only my keen powers of deduction, it is obvious that the poor fellow in question was not a member of the Republican Party.
Posted by: sherlock at March 13, 2012 11:45 AM
Tigard, Oregon? Republican? No way in hell. My step-mother lives there and does this for a living. On a Bösendorfer! Nothing is sacred, anymore.
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And don't pile on me for not liking new age music, please. I. just. don't.
Posted by: Jewel at March 13, 2012 12:44 PM
Alas, my dear Jewel, you overlook the obvious: the departed gentleman could not have been a Republican for they are not only greedy but dislike womyn, and thus could not have cared so exsquisitely for the well-being of the young lass. Surely, this much was readily apparent, no?
Posted by: sherlock at March 13, 2012 1:23 PM
Always remember the Nelson Rockefeller principle: Never do anything that you wouldn't be caught dead doing.
For those of you too young to remember, Nelson was found dead of a heart attack in the apartment of a woman reputed to be his mistress.
Posted by: Joel at March 13, 2012 3:35 PM
Is it so bad that his final act was sex? Even of the illicit variety? He was a Democrat and you know what they do in their personal lives is off limits - unlike for Repubs.
Posted by: Jimmy J. at March 13, 2012 3:52 PM
I thought that Nelson R cashed out while making love to his secretary, and doing so on his desk at the office.
Posted by: sherlock at March 13, 2012 5:43 PM
That's a real news outfit, right there.
Don't see that too often these days.
Posted by: TmjUtah at March 13, 2012 6:19 PM
Kellie Posted on OMG! I live out in the country and see this in amlost all the local taverns. The owner/wife/mother decides to spruce up the place with all their old cast-off crafts. The ladies room in our local American Legion hall is filled with red, white, and blue flower arrangments. thanks for sharing this gag fest!
Posted by: Andilisna at July 13, 2012 4:12 AM