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March 9, 2012
Gloria Steinem Emerges from Grave
overcome with anguish and unable to speak, was seen holding up a hand-lettered sign demanding the immediate arrest of Rush Limbaugh, for his crimes against huwomynity - specifically for insulting Sandra Fluke (rhymes with 'fu*k') on his national radio program last week. As bystanders "rushed" to support her aging and frail body, Ms Steinem attempted again to speak, but was unable to, obviously because of the decades of pent-up womyn rage held captive in her wrinkled but beautiful as ever womynness. -- The People's Cube
Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 9, 2012 7:31 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
It's not a womans exterior so much that gives her beauty as much as her interior. (What do blind people look like to each other)
This woman is butt ugly like her predecessor Betty Friedan and me thinks they came from the same gene pool. ewwwwwwww!
Posted by: @Chingasso at March 9, 2012 9:03 PM
Gloria Steinem = twat
Posted by: Paul Duncan at March 9, 2012 9:55 PM
Honestly, I thought that was an extra made up for the latest George Romero brain eating zombie flick until I read the blurb.
Posted by: GW at March 9, 2012 11:41 PM
Twat indeed!
I thought hating was a crime. She holds a sign saying "I hate him."
What the hell, is her "speech" better than his?
Posted by: mare at March 10, 2012 6:57 AM
Someone should photoshop her paper to say "braiiiiinns"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2012 8:03 AM
Sheesh.
She's gone from Playboy bunny to Cryptkeeper!
Posted by: Fausta at March 10, 2012 8:34 AM
Looks like Darth Vader's boss' wife, Empress of the Empire.
Posted by: Peccable at March 10, 2012 8:49 AM
There once was a Sandra named Fluke,
Whose fortunate name rhymed with fuck.
She's earnest and serious,
We laughed til delirious,
And that's why the feminists suck.
Posted by: Jewel at March 10, 2012 1:15 PM
Did she ever go after Dan Aykroyd? As I recall he called Jane Curtain an "ignorant Slut" many times.
Posted by: Mike the... at March 10, 2012 2:05 PM
Did she ever go after Dan Aykroyd? As I recall he called Jane Curtain an "ignorant Slut" many times.
Posted by: Mike the at March 10, 2012 2:06 PM
Undead zombie Gloria Steinems - ain't that creepy as all heck.
Posted by: SteveS at March 10, 2012 2:16 PM
Who can take her message seriously? She might as well have written it in Comic Sans.
Posted by: Jewel at March 11, 2012 8:03 AM
She sure didn't age well...
Posted by: tired dog at March 12, 2012 7:56 PM