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March 12, 2012

FIGHT or STFU: "The objective of Kony 2012 is to inspire political activism, which will, in turn, inspire the American government to make yet another military foray into the underdeveloped world. "

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I’ve got a suggestion for the idealistic young fans of Jason Russell.
Donate your cash to the cause of Kony 2012. Establish a fund and track its progress on the net. When there is money enough, use it to train and outfit yourselves for war. Then go to Uganda, root out Joseph Kony, and kill him. I’m sure Jason Russell, sporting his latest die job, will be eager to lead you into battle. Or would he? Maybe the prospect of killing would inspire the gentle Mister Russell to reassess his priorities, stay home, and hold on to his nuts. -- SWiPL Porn

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 12, 2012 6:48 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Send all the hipstrs at tumblr and Kos over to Kony Island.

Posted by: Jewel at March 12, 2012 7:55 PM

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