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February 9, 2012
"CIVILITY NOW!" In which Morgan soft soaps who he'd vote for before the current president
Road kill scraped off a randomly-selected backwoods highway comes next, followed by a gap,followed by the spider I killed last summer because it bit my girlfriend. Then the proverbial syphilitic camel, then a few randomly selected lunatics just sprung from the asylum, then we get into the presidents from history who were voted out because they blew it. I mean, the rancid ones. Buchanan, Tyler, Harding, Hoover…THEN we go overseas and look to some dictators who’d like to see us dead…THEN include Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars…THEN, after another gap, we loop back over here and pick up Jimmy Carter… Tyler Durden. The Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz. A bucket of turpentine. An old sock someone used because they were out of toilet paper. A spitoon. Its contents. A booger. A mummified hemorrhoid.... -- Your 2012 Lineup @ House of Eratosthenes
Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 9, 2012 9:17 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.