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January 17, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Mitt

Both Republicans themselves and the slobber-mouthed media have done a good job of chewing up all of the other GOP contenders.
Rick Perry had “Niggerhead Ranch”, Gingrich is blowing his food stamp dog whistle, and Ron Paul had his newsletters. Bachmann, Cain, and Santorum have been marginalized for their own forms of bigotry. So that leaves Mitt. What to pin on Mitt?

Whiteness!
So pleasant neighborhoods, intact families, clean and tidy shirts, honesty, and optimism are all essentially white characteristics. If those are bad then what does Obama and Democrats envision as the new American ideal? -- Gucci Little Piggy

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 17, 2012 5:22 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

Mormonism's stance against gay marriage is handy. And there is that Romneycare thing. Wait. Blacks are against gay marriage and would like him for Romneycare. I think it's going to have to be his giving that one black lady $50 dollars. According to MSNBC, that is racist.

Posted by: RedCarolina at January 17, 2012 7:56 PM

Think of the buyers remorse over Obama, think of the remorse you'll have with Romney.

Posted by: Peccable at January 18, 2012 3:21 AM

Whiteness is a recessive trait in more ways than one.
The Morlocks get fatter while the Eloi follow Mitt the Wimp.

Posted by: GaGator at January 18, 2012 9:13 AM

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