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January 10, 2012

The "Screw with Children's Childhood" Project Continues with the Most PC Comic Book in the Known Universe

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When it comes to shameless pandering, this Archie's got it all! Wounded vet! Therapist! African American! Gay! Nuptials!
"Kevin Keller is shown to have followed in his Army father's footsteps – in images released to CNN, readers learn that he served in the military and was injured while serving in Iraq. He meets Dr. Clay Walker while in a hospital’s rehabilitation unit. Clay helps Kevin regain his ability to walk, and the two become friends. But it's not until a chance meeting in an airport that they start dating." -- Wedding bells for Archie Comics' gay character – GeekOut

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 10, 2012 11:00 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

I'll never think of Jughead the same way.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at January 10, 2012 11:22 AM

They have finally ruined childhood.

Posted by: Jewel at January 10, 2012 11:30 AM

Let's be honest. It should have been Betty and Ronnie.

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 10, 2012 12:01 PM

I use to love Archie Comics. I thought comics were a means of escape? What the hell happened?

So wrong.

Posted by: mare at January 10, 2012 12:01 PM

The late Mr. John L. Goldwater -- the creator of Archie -- would puke. (His son, Jon Goldwater, is now the CEO of Archie Comics.) I'm glad he didn't live to see this.

Posted by: B Lewis at January 10, 2012 12:52 PM

Mare: There is no escaping the long arm of postmodern convention - where the million and one commandments of their featherweight bible are broadcast in every medium, everywhere, night and day, 24/7.

Resistance is Feudal...

Posted by: monkeyfan at January 10, 2012 1:39 PM

Dr Grey is not a doctor, but a physical therapist. However, it would be considered highly unethical and lead to sanctions including loss of license for a doctor to start a sexual relationship with a patient. I'm thinking that the same would likely apply in this case. So the comic book is not only promoting same-sex marriage, it is promoting illicit sexual relationships between patients and "caregivers," erroneously implanting the notion in the minds of innocent children that such relationships are "OK," and thereby softening them up for the advances of pedophiles and other sexual predators who may be caring for them as health professionals. All you can say is "O tempora! O mores!

Posted by: Gandalin at January 10, 2012 1:47 PM

Gandalin, do you think the Left has any mores at any time? I doubt Cicero had any idea when he wrote that.

Posted by: Peccable at January 10, 2012 3:50 PM

Next issue Pops Tate pulls a Sandusky (Juggie had to pay for those burgers somehow). They should have made Reggie Mantle the poofter in honor of the President's BFF Reggie Love.

Posted by: bill at January 10, 2012 4:04 PM

Let's be honest. It should have been Betty and Ronnie.

Now that you mention it, they do seem to be making eyes at each other behind Archie's back. And Veronica looks a bit...disheveled.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2012 5:52 PM

Ah, let's be honest. It would be hard to blame the publisher once you meet the fans who appreciate this stuff. They're not even gay, they're just channeling "straight guilt," and the way they holler when there's so much as a hint of a gay marriage, you'd think the inker matched the talents of every artist with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle named after him, and as an added bonus, cured cancer and AIDS before the ink was dry. Archie just wants in on some of the excitement.

Agree on the comments about Betty & Veronica. You wanna move this stuff off the shelves, or not?

Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at January 11, 2012 4:20 AM

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