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January 23, 2012
Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About.
You know, I’ve spent the past eighteen months in this state, visiting every hamlet, every community, getting to know you—and now that you’ve completed your crucial role in the electoral process, finally, I can tell you what I really think.... This place sucks. From Dullard’s Ridge to Bunghole Marsh, this wretched, foul excuse of a state has made me forget why I even want to live in this country, let alone run for political office. I’ve spent time in your backwards towns, at your obesity-infected county fairs, and on your syringe-covered beaches. And never once did someone offer to valet my car." -- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue
Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 23, 2012 9:51 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Was that Jon's Huntsman farewell speech?
Posted by: CBDenver at January 24, 2012 5:05 PM