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January 10, 2012

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"Three years after being arrested for beating a hooker, Vince Offer is back with this first infomercial since the ShamWow and Slap Chop."
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 10, 2012 12:38 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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That guy, him, right there, that's the guy that made me sympathetic to Billy Mays.

Posted by: Mike James at January 10, 2012 12:58 PM

Nothing made me sympathetic to Billy Mays. His voice. His unbearable voice.

Posted by: Jewel at January 10, 2012 4:04 PM

I was able to place that voice in perspective once I started feeling itchy and sticky and funky, as if I really needed to take a shower, every time Vince tried to sell me a ShamWow or a SlapChop.

Posted by: Mike James at January 10, 2012 4:10 PM

Sad thing is, I could really use that item. But now I'm going to bury myself in lint coated squalor just to spite him.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at January 10, 2012 6:00 PM

Yay! Best commercial since Slap-Chop! (Got one of those!) My wife loved the "Yer gonna love my nuts!" part of that one. You better love my nuts (or I'll beat ya). I don't think the "shedding pussy" will have the same resonance with the wife: all's smoooooth here.

Posted by: Gray at January 10, 2012 11:36 PM

You have to wonder if he asked the booking officer, "You gettin' this, camera guy?"

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 11, 2012 1:27 PM

I was on a website that was pretty conservative. There was a guy who had a user name "Vince Shamwow" or something similar. I thought it was a joke on the character but he had all these behind the scene photos of the set of the slap chop and Vince as a younger man. I started to think maybe it was just a production person using the name or he got them from somewhere on net. Whoever this was if they were the actual Vince or just posing as him was very conservative and seemed very convincing.
His last post was earlier in the evening the night of the arrest. I am still wondering if it was him.

Posted by: Mike at January 11, 2012 6:49 PM

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