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January 31, 2012

Exit Row Instructions for Passengers On the Space Ark

"After that, all you have to do is disarm the lever with four counter-clockwise turns,
re-arm it with five clockwise turns, and then release the hatch by pulling the lever towards you. The slides will deploy and you should board the escape pods quickly, but calmly." -- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Monologue.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 31, 2012 9:53 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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And you thought pre-launch emergency evacuation of the Space Shuttle was hairy.

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 31, 2012 1:26 PM

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