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November 28, 2011

"YOU ARE GOING TO BUY THIS SNOWBLOWER."

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Oh, and since it’s the 21st century, this snow blower comes with an electric starter.
Just plug that sucker in, push the button, and get ready to punch snow in the throat. If you want to experience what life was like in olden days, it comes with a back-up cord you could pull to start it, but forget that. The reason you’re getting this fearsome warrior was for the convenience, so why make it harder on yourself? By this point, you’re probably wondering why I would sell my snowblower since the first snowpocalypse is upon us today. I’ll tell you why: because I heard it was time for you to man up and harness some mighty teeth and claws and chew your way to freedom, that’s why. -- 11HP/29" Snowblower - Moncton Tools & Hardware For Sale - Kijiji Moncton Canada. HT: Tim Blair

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 28, 2011 9:25 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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First, yes, I do travel for work, and yes, I do seem to have been everywhere. Even Moncton, NS.

Moncton stood out to me for two reasons. The first is that they have a hilll that your car rolls up. It is an optical illusion, but still pretty neat.

The other is that in the deepest throes of winter, the people there walk all over town. The figures on the women I saw were absolutely astounding, because all that walking leads to great in shape lower extremities.

Being winter, I didn't see many faces other than a couple of waitresses and a hotel clerk, but those I did see where refreshingly healthy - also likely a product of all that walking.

Posted by: dan at November 28, 2011 4:59 PM

I once owned a snowblower. That's why I doubt the mental faculties of those who do. Just push it South until someone asks what it is.

Posted by: Casca at November 28, 2011 6:16 PM

I have a snowblower just like this, but I rarely use it. After I bought it, our neighbor (78, suffering from emphysema) bought a John Deere so he can maintain his own large property. He loves it so much that he asked us if he could plow our driveway (and our other neighbors' driveways) in the winter.

So every snowfall, we youngsters sit comfortably in our house sipping cocoa while the old, sick guy plows our driveway for us.

Life is good.

Posted by: Daniel at November 29, 2011 4:23 AM

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