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November 5, 2011
Truth Out! "Two Women Claim Herman Cain Beat Them Senseless with a Frozen Turkey "
Their website is reporting that two women who ask to remain anonymous have come forward and said that in the late nineties Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain beat them senseless with a frozen turkey after they refused to accompany him to his private residence. Politico reports that the women are terrified to make public statements for fear that Cain will track them down and beat them again with a frozen turkey, possibly even with a canned ham. -- The DAILY RASH
Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 5, 2011 4:39 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Hilarious! Thanks for the link
Posted by: Liz Thompson at November 5, 2011 8:06 PM
The Kansas Citian blogspot (google it) posted a similar story on Obama, although I'm sure it is nothing more than yet another high tech lynching. Oh wait, that only happens to black conservatives so I guess the Obama scandal is true.
Posted by: RedCarolina at November 5, 2011 10:13 PM