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November 28, 2011

Barney Franks in Salary Negotiations for Elmer Fudd Role

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NEW YORK – DreamWorks Studios announced today that they are in the final stages of salary negotiations with Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank for their new Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny movie.
Frank is slated to play Elmer Fudd in the five hundred million dollar, two part, six hour movie epic. The Congressman expressed interest in the role when he heard that Bugs Bunny was going to be played by an actor who has expressed conservative political views in the past. We talked with Congressman Frank over brunch in the West Village where he was visiting a friend. “It was wight before our summer wecess,” he recalled, “and Hawwy Weid took me aside and infowmed me that the character of Bugs Bunny was going to be played by a wacially insensitive wight wing wepublican! If it’s twue that Bugs is now a wacist wight wing wepublican wabbitt…if that is twue, then I will be happy to either put him in pwison or woast him alive!” -- The DAILY RASH

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Why isn't this man in jail?

Posted by: Jewel at November 28, 2011 11:46 PM

Jail? For Bawney, that's sentencing him to a whorehouse.

Posted by: Peccable at November 29, 2011 2:50 AM

So some new guy is going to fill Frank's seat. What else is new?

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at November 29, 2011 8:55 AM

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