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October 28, 2011
An answer. Finally.
"Women want roasted ice."
Posted by Vanderleun at October 28, 2011 6:07 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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We want our roasted ice broiled over an open flame with a balsamic vineger and maple glaze, and sprinkled with toasted garlic bread crumbs. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jewel at October 28, 2011 6:36 AM
Bottom line: if a man needs Islam to solve his women troubles, he stinks in bed.
Posted by: RedCarolina at October 28, 2011 7:43 AM
Gerard, thanks for this. Fred Reed is a hoot!
Posted by: Anonymous at October 28, 2011 8:34 AM
Another great find I otherwise never would have found. Butterfly effect in progress.
Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at October 28, 2011 9:52 AM
I gave up on Fred years ago - I forget why, maybe his decided lefty slant, maybe because he reminded me of a friend of mine too much, but I mostly enjoyed his stories. Thanks for getting me back to his stuff.
Posted by: Michael Gersh at October 28, 2011 10:27 AM
Speaking of F-4s, which Fred does in his book, if you want to fly one, go to
http://www.collingsfoundation.org/menu.htm
and click on the Phantom II picture at the bottom of the page. Be sure to have an extra $12,500 lounging around on the old debit card with nothing better to do, which there ain't.
Posted by: sherlock at October 28, 2011 1:04 PM
"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. " - H.L.Mencken (cheap shot!! haha)
Posted by: RedCarolina at October 28, 2011 9:01 PM
Roasted ice I can't do, but if she wants half baked ice with a splash of rum we can talk.
Posted by: monkeyfan at October 30, 2011 9:35 AM
Sounds perfect monkeyfan.
Posted by: Jewel at October 31, 2011 11:50 AM
Too pithy for some, maybe - but ol' Fred's got a good bit of it nailed down in re "feminism."
A feminist can't tolerate a man she can't control, and can't respect a man she can control.
And any man who doesn't terminate the conversation with "Thanks for the warning" and a hasty exit the first time "feminism" is mentioned should probably be removed from the gene pool.
Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 1, 2011 11:23 AM